Angus Beefheart and Junior Beefheart made the long trip down to Lynchburg VA for the graduation of Ashton Beefheart from Virginia Episcopal School (VES) on May 24, 2003.

This is the lovely view I had the whole drive down!

Ashton Beefheart seems happy to see us.

This is what his dorm room looked like AFTER he packed.

Junior Beeheart wouldn't get off his cell phone.

So we decided he needed to be sacked.

And even after getting picked up, spun around, and tossed into a pile of rocks, the little runt's still talking...

He's trained himself to sleep standing up, like a horse.

Ashton and his buddy Rex

Oh yeah, there was also an actual graduation.

Ashton Beefheart takes the wheel.

Only members of Team Beefheart Elite are alowed to drive Angus Beefheart's mighty truck Poe.

While Junior gets to ride with all off Ashton's luggage.
 

Finally, when asked to sum up the entirety of his high school career, Ashton Beefheart responded...